1. On treating yo'self:
"It's important to sometimes have a slice of pie for breakfast."
2. On treating others:
"If you can, say yes."
3. On truth:
"A good Christian like me shouldn't cuss... but a good Christian also shouldn't lie, and that man *is* an asshole!"
4. On marriage:
"You can say, 'Maybe I'm being completely unreasonable, but as your wife I am asking you to [do something the reason-ability of which is now completely irrelevant] for me', and that's okay."
5. On death:
"No, I'm not afraid to die. Heaven is going to be a *great* party... but if the good Lord isn't ready for me, I certainly won't rush him."
6. On the Lewinski scandal/ gossip in general:
"It's disgusting... everyone worrying if it's true or not true, when what they should be worrying about is it's none of their damn business."
|Thanks for all the advice (and toast), wonderful Nana :-)|