Crawhouse: 2011

Four Officers and a Gentleman~ That time we ruined Richard Gere's vacation... TWICE.

I'm not sure what fairy-hobbits eat, but here's what it would be served "We'll have to postpone the tour, we're...
Cars For Sale!

If interested contact: naplesbeater@crawhouse.com or 346-329-8045. The BMW and the Mercedes have been sold. The Saab is still availabl...
Toscana~ redefining long weekends

We just got back from an enchanting few days in the Maremma region of Tuscany. As seems to be happening quite frequently as of late, I fel...
The Robe Commune

Lounging on the plush couch, glass of excellent wine in hand, watching the girls run around with Miles & Elliot (1 and 3), it occurred t...
Life in Suburbia (NSFW)

I believe days should begin happily. For me, this means snuggles with my littles, a cappuccino, and club music from 5-10 years ago. It be...
Scott & I really need to do a better job collaborating...

So for visuals of all the stuff I'm about to write/ you're about to read, just scroll down and look at the photos Scott included a ...
I am *not* Adam Lanza's mother

"Scott, you need to come look at this." I laid motionless in my bed, scanning the symptoms over and over again. It was like a ...
That's Amore

Two years ago, I met you . You were new and exciting and scary and beautiful and I didn't know what to make of you. Then you embraced...
It's a...

(last appointment) Dr : So, you can head down to radiology. Me: Yay! Radiology: Our ultrasound tech isn't in today Me: Tha...
Excuse me, where can I piss myself?

Right here on the counter? Or over there by the fridge? <<cashier looks startled, laughs, then rushes to tell her coworkers what th...