Crawhouse: January 2011

Cars For Sale!

If interested contact: naplesbeater@crawhouse.com or 346-329-8045. The BMW and the Mercedes have been sold. The Saab is still availabl...
Four Officers and a Gentleman~ That time we ruined Richard Gere's vacation... TWICE.

I'm not sure what fairy-hobbits eat, but here's what it would be served "We'll have to postpone the tour, we're...
Excuse me, where can I piss myself?

Right here on the counter? Or over there by the fridge? <<cashier looks startled, laughs, then rushes to tell her coworkers what th...
That's Amore

Two years ago, I met you . You were new and exciting and scary and beautiful and I didn't know what to make of you. Then you embraced...
Getting Closer, Far Away...

Typically, this is the point in the blog lifecycle where we apologize profusely for being negligent in our update habits and spit out ...
Chicken Chili & Chipotle Jalapeno Cornbread Recipe

While I was wandering around the grocery store aisles today, I found myself being very hungry and wanting some chili. So I bought these i...
Toscana~ redefining long weekends

We just got back from an enchanting few days in the Maremma region of Tuscany. As seems to be happening quite frequently as of late, I fel...
"If I do Say so Myself"~ 6 lifehacks courtesy of Nana

1. On treating yo'self: "It's important to sometimes have a slice of pie for breakfast." 2. On treating others: ...
I am *not* Adam Lanza's mother

"Scott, you need to come look at this." I laid motionless in my bed, scanning the symptoms over and over again. It was like a ...
So Long and Thanks for all the Fish

Hospital protocol sucks, and for some reason even when all of your paperwork is filled out and handed in and they have access to all of your...